Among these latter busts we count by scores,
Half-emperors and quarter-emperors,
Each with his bay-leaf fillet, loose-thonged vest,
Loric and low-browed Gorgon on the breast,
One loves a baby face, with violets there,
Violets instead of laurel in the hair,
As those were all the little locks could bear.
Now read here. “Protus ends a period
Of empery beginning with a god:
Born in the porphyry chamber at Byzant,
Queens by his cradle, proud and ministrant:
And if he quickened breath there, ’twould like fire
Pantingly through the dim vast realm transpire.
A fame that he was missing spread afar
The world from its four corners, rose in war,
Till he was borne out on a balcony
To pacify the world when it should see.
The captains ranged before him, one, his hand
Made baby points at, gained the chief command.
And day by day more beautiful he grew
In shape, all said, in feature and in hue,
While young Greek sculptors, gazing on the child,
Because with old Greek sculptore reconciled.
Already sages laboured to condense
In easy tomes a life’s experience:
And artists took grave counsel to impart
In one breath and one hand-sweep, all their art
To make his graces prompt as blossoming
Of plentifully-watered palms in spring:
Since well beseems it, whoso mounts the throne,
For beauty, knowledge, strength, should stand alone,
And mortals love the letters of his name.”
Stop! Have you turned two pages? Still the same.
New reign, same date. The scribe goes on to say
How that same year, on such a month and day,
“John the Pannonian, groundedly believed
A Blacksmith’s bastard, whose hard hand reprieved
The Empire from its fate the year before,
Came, had a mind to take the crown, and wore
The same for six years (during which the Huns
Kept off their fingers from us), till his sons
Put something in his liquor” and so forth.
Then a new reign. Stay, “Take at its just worth”
(Subjoins an annotator) “what I give
As hearsay. Some think, John let Protus live
And slip away. ’Tis said, he reached man’s age
At some blind northern court; made, first a page,
Then tutor to the children, last, of use
About the hunting-stables. I deduce
He wrote the little tract ‘On worming dogs,’
Whereof the name in sundry catalogues
Is extant yet. A Protus of the race
Is rumoured to have died a monk in Thrace,
And if the same, he reached senility.”
Here’s John the Smith’s rough-hammered head.
Gross jaw and griped lips do what granite can
To give you the crown-grasper. What a man!